[Foodies] Food & Wine Dec 2002

[Romeo Taus]

Happy Thanksgiving.

Hacienda Mediterra

Food & Wine Schedule for December 2002.

Sunday Dec. 8th - Zinfandels

Sunday Dec. 15th - Cabernets

Here are some pictures from our last pairing: 
http://www.eurocafe.com/foodwine/pics/gallery.html?galleryid=20021118001

         The seating is limited to 16 per Sunday. If you have any interest 
please call or E-mail me for times and
  directions. Price is $ 50.00 per person.We'd love the opportunity to 
serve you. Janice and I look forward to seeing you there.

THE ELDERLY WEDDING

  Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision 
to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way 
they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man 
behind the counter:

  "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

  Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

  Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

  Pharmacist: "All kinds."

  Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "

  Pharmacist: "Definitely."

  Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

  Pharmacist: "Of course."

  Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"

  Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

  Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
   Parkinson's disease?"

  Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

  Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

  Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

  Jacob says to the pharmacist:
"We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please."

  Romeo Taus
Chef-Owner
Romeo@EuroCafe.com
480-962-4224