[Foodies] Food & Wine

[Romeo Taus]

Sorry I,m so late putting up the schedule of events:
April 11th   Sunday     Happy Easter
April 18th   Sunday     Hacienda Mediterra
May 3rd Monday     Euro Cafe  L.A.Cetto   Mexican wine.
May 18th Tuesday    Lessons in Food & Wine
May 23rd Sunday     Hacienda  Mediterra
June 7th  Monday      Euro Cafe
June 20th Sunday     Hacienda   Mediterra
June 22nd Tuesday   Lessons in Food & Wine
I'll keep you posted with the details.
See you soon.

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in
the fruit you're eating.

And t he pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.


Romeo Taus
Chef-Owner
Romeo@EuroCafe.com
480-962-4224
http://www.eurocafe.com/